Someone is wearing a kilt to our wedding

And honestly I am irked because I think it's going to take a lot of the attention away from the bride and groom - all of FH's friends are going to be like, 'who's the sweet dude in the kilt' and this guy is going to be the laughingstock. Oh, well - nothing I can do....the worst part is that FH's aunt wants to 'surprise' us (I love how people do this 11 days before the wedding, when I have been planning this extravaganza for 1.5 years) - and have bagpipes play during our RECEPTION - um, no. First of all, I HATE bagpipes, second of all I hate surprises and third of all, I hate when people mess with my planning.

How is THAT for Bridezilla

(sorry, going a little nutso over here with 11 days before the wedding)