Please read, and laugh hard
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mishandgerard
I love Mickey!
Member since 2/03 2555 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/27/2002 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Sunset Harbour
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Please read, and laugh hard
Mustard -- A Tragic Story
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce, and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.
''Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich,'' she said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue. Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, ''Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon.''' 
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Posted 6/10/03 9:00 PM 
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mims107
Another one bites the dust....
Member since 9/02 2133 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/1/2004 6:35 PM
Wed. Location:
Bayview House at Captain Bill's
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Re: Please read, and laugh hard
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Posted 6/10/03 9:25 PM
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Amyd
Board Enthusiast
Member since 10/01 95 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/4/2002
Wed. Location:
Thatched Cottage
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Re: Please read, and laugh hard
LOL! Thats funny! Gross, but funny!
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Posted 6/11/03 11:04 AM
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michele31
Molly Eva's Mommy
Member since 6/01 10679 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/2/2002 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
The Hamlet Windwatch
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Re: Please read, and laugh hard
Now that would be one funny story to tell all the baby's friends someday
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Posted 6/11/03 11:32 AM
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OctBride03
My Baby!
Member since 9/02 6770 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/19/2003 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow
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Re: Please read, and laugh hard
LOL!!!
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Posted 6/11/03 3:05 PM
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HeatherandNick
Justin's Mommy
Member since 8/01 9229 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/14/2002 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
John Anthony's on the Water
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Re: Please read, and laugh hard
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Posted 6/11/03 3:16 PM
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