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michele31
Molly Eva's Mommy
Member since 6/01 10679 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/2/2002 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
The Hamlet Windwatch
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Martha Stewart vs. Real Women (Thursday FunnY)
MARTHA STEWART
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
REAL WOMEN
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too **** bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes."
MARTHA STEWART
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
REAL WOMEN
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
MARTHA STEWART
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
REAL WOMEN
Just **** the! ! ! ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake.
You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
MARTHA STEWART
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
REAL WOMEN
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
MARTHA STEWART
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of
the cake.
REAL WOMEN
Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
MARTHA STEWART
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
REAL WOMEN
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, s o I just don't do it.
MARTHA STEWART
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
REAL WOMEN
Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.
And finally the most important tip -
MARTHA STEWART
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
REAL WOMEN
Leftover wine??
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HeatherandNick
Justin's Mommy
Member since 8/01 9229 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/14/2002 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
John Anthony's on the Water
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Re: Martha Stewart vs. Real Women (Thursday FunnY)
so true
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Posted 4/3/03 1:16 PM
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ddunne23
Wearing my Daddy's shirt!
Member since 7/02 2060 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/29/2002 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Milleridge Inn Carriage House
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Re: Martha Stewart vs. Real Women (Thursday FunnY)
That's great!
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Posted 4/3/03 1:26 PM
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natasha
Blessed to be Briana's mommy
Member since 6/01 3570 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/27/2001 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Chateau Briand
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Re: Martha Stewart vs. Real Women (Thursday FunnY)
LOL. That is funny.
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Posted 4/4/03 7:51 AM
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Cira
What if ... ?
Member since 8/01 3463 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/23/2002 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor
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Re: Martha Stewart vs. Real Women (Thursday FunnY)
Thanks ... that was cute!  I like the last one ... 
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Posted 4/4/03 8:43 AM
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angeleyes
Board Enthusiast
Member since 2/03 130 total posts
Wedding Date:
May 10 2002
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Re: Martha Stewart vs. Real Women (Thursday FunnY)
i love this i am SO not a martha in terms of cooking and craftiness
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Posted 4/4/03 11:38 AM
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Elizabeth
It's An Obsession
Member since 2/01 3292 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/17/2001 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Milleridge Cottage
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Re: Martha Stewart vs. Real Women (Thursday FunnY)
LOL how true!!
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Posted 4/4/03 8:52 PM
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swags1016
So in love
Member since 3/03 12235 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/26/2003 12:30 PM
Wed. Location:
East Wind- The Estate- A+
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Re: Martha Stewart vs. Real Women (Thursday FunnY)
LOL I like that one!
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Posted 4/6/03 8:58 AM
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kelly4
Little one due Feb 25, 2006!
Member since 12/01 2658 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/20/2002 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor
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Re: Martha Stewart vs. Real Women (Thursday FunnY)
LOL! This is too funny!
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Posted 4/6/03 11:47 AM
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