Spinoff: Thank Yous you wish you could write

you know you have some

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nicely put, i say send it!!!!!

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I just spit out my water.

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That's awesome!

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Dear ___________,
Thank you soo much for falling on the dance floor drunk and letting the entire party see your "Britney". I am soo very thankful my photographer was right next to you while you did it...hopefully he got the shot!
Again we appreciate your snatch all over our dance floor. Hopefully when we get the video we can have you over so we can laugh and point at you.
All our love,
Jeff and Amanda

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Dear Dad, thank you very much for telling the DJ to lower the music for every song!!!!!!


Love,
The NW who want the music up!


(I didnt know this was going on until later in the night when the DJ came up to me and told me. I said you only listen to the BRIDE!!)

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Dear Brother's Now EX-GF,

Thank you for attending my wedding, I know you're popped out multiple children with multiple men and have never once gotten the dream wedding you've wanted cause none of yo' baby daddies will marry you---so I totally understand why you felt the need to drink so heavily that you were smashed by the CH; since you were clearly jealous of my happiness. Thanks for not bothering to take some time and actually do your hair or look like you showered at all.

I really want to thank you for wearing a dress that was at least 3 sizes too small for you, and for wearing what I assume was flesh colored panties or just no panties at all--since when you caught the bouquet--you sat on the chair with your legs WIDE OPEN so much that everyone saw up to your HEART.

And lastly thanks for leaning over while trying not to slobber on your dinner plate -- so far that your dress came up and we could practically see your butt cheek!



check her out in the corner:

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Please keep them comming....I can't wait to write one of these of my own...

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Posted by MJDoc12

Dear Brother's Now EX-GF,

Thank you for attending my wedding, I know you're popped out multiple children with multiple men and have never once gotten the dream wedding you've wanted cause none of yo' baby daddies will marry you---so I totally understand why you felt the need to drink so heavily that you were smashed by the CH; since you were clearly jealous of my happiness. Thanks for not bothering to take some time and actually do your hair or look like you showered at all.

I really want to thank you for wearing a dress that was at least 3 sizes too small for you, and for wearing what I assume was flesh colored panties or just no panties at all--since when you caught the bouquet--you sat on the chair with your legs WIDE OPEN so much that everyone saw up to your HEART.

And lastly thanks for leaning over while trying not to slobber on your dinner plate -- so far that your dress came up and we could practically see your butt cheek!



check her out in the corner:

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oh is there a pic! I cannot see it.

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Posted by MJDoc12

Dear Brother's Now EX-GF,

Thank you for attending my wedding, I know you're popped out multiple children with multiple men and have never once gotten the dream wedding you've wanted cause none of yo' baby daddies will marry you---so I totally understand why you felt the need to drink so heavily that you were smashed by the CH; since you were clearly jealous of my happiness. Thanks for not bothering to take some time and actually do your hair or look like you showered at all.

I really want to thank you for wearing a dress that was at least 3 sizes too small for you, and for wearing what I assume was flesh colored panties or just no panties at all--since when you caught the bouquet--you sat on the chair with your legs WIDE OPEN so much that everyone saw up to your HEART.

And lastly thanks for leaning over while trying not to slobber on your dinner plate -- so far that your dress came up and we could practically see your butt cheek!



check her out in the corner:

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These are great!!! Keep them coming!! I don't have anything really funny I don't think... I have things that are more annoyances than anything, like the guest who's check bounced And I wish I could write one to my Bridal Attendant b/c she annoyed me more than anyone else that day!

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Dear Guest,

Thank you, for coming to my wedding. & since this was our first time meeting in person, thank you sooo very much for wearing white, so you can be sure that I and all the cameras spot you. You are so very proud of your dress & even when your own friend commented that white is a nono for weddings you proudly posted your pics of yourself online for all to see.

It was great... I believe the photographer must have thought you were a junior flowergirl in the white dress. Now I get to endure the annoyance of older family members who view the pictures & annoying ask who is the girl in the white dress. (because they are more annoyed about the idea than I am).


Thank you!!

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These are so funny!!!!!!

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Dear Limo Driver,

Thank you for arguing with my DOC over my veil. If I wanted some sweaty old guy putting my veil on & messing with my hair I would have asked you. She had it covered thank you!

Sincerely,

The Bride

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Posted by Mici n KC

These are so funny!!!!!!

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i have to save all these!!! i may need some!!

thanks ladies!!!

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more!
more!
more!

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Dear Mean Church Lady,

Thank you for taking your job so seriously that you yelled at everyone (including my groom) and guests for saying hello to eachother and not being in their seats 30 mins before the ceremony.

Also, thank you for threatening and telling my photographer that he was not allowed in the FRONT HALF of the church to take pictures. I'm so glad I paid him thousands of dollars so you could tell him what to do and prevent me from having ceremony pictures closer than 20 pews back. I will send you his bill.

I almost forgot, thank you for stealing my pew bows before my guests were even out of the church... It would have been nice to have them at my reception as part of the decor, but I guess you knew better to take them. I will send you the bill for those as well.

Thank you very little,
angry bride

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Posted by 08JulyBride

Dear Mean Church Lady,

Thank you for taking your job so seriously that you yelled at everyone (including my groom) and guests for saying hello to eachother and not being in their seats 30 mins before the ceremony.

Also, thank you for threatening and telling my photographer that he was not allowed in the FRONT HALF of the church to take pictures. I'm so glad I paid him thousands of dollars so you could tell him what to do and prevent me from having ceremony pictures closer than 20 pews back. I will send you his bill.

I almost forgot, thank you for stealing my pew bows before my guests were even out of the church... It would have been nice to have them at my reception as part of the decor, but I guess you knew better to take them. I will send you the bill for those as well.

Thank you very little,
angry bride

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Dear GM
Thank you being a royal pain in the ___. Thank you for not taking off your sunglasses right before you walked into t he ceremony . Thank you for ignoring me. Thank you for taking over the DJ booth. I know you are a DJ but I told you to stay out of it, but god forbid you listen.
Thank you for being an ahole!

Sincerely,
The Bride

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Posted by SB7308

Dear GM
Thank you being a royal pain in the ___. Thank you for not taking off your sunglasses right before you walked into t he ceremony . Thank you for ignoring me. Thank you for taking over the DJ booth. I know you are a DJ but I told you to stay out of it, but god forbid you listen.
Thank you for being an ahole!

Sincerely,
The Bride

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OMGOMGOMG

i almost feel guilty laughing.. cause im sure it makes your blood boil.. what a peice of trash