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Brooklynbride
I am a MRS. YAY!!!
Member since 9/07 1433 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/16/2008 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
DeSeversky A++++++
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Something fun
A little joke my cousin e-mail me before my wedding : )
TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new
Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
Lovemaking encounter. In
His highly aroused state, her husband readily
Agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more
Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to
Afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find
Her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer
Was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had
Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and
Therefore, they
Were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than thirty
Years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she
Showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that
For the more than
Three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied
And these were the
Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3
Million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but
Finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
I'd had any idea what you
Were doing, I would have given you all my
Business!"
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut.
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Cacarina
Registering....
Member since 9/07 3137 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/7/2009 5:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Chateau La Mer
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Re: Something fun
 Good one!!!
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Posted 7/3/08 12:11 PM
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tinadansr
It's too late to pologize
Member since 1/07 5269 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/26/2009 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Amazing
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/3/08 12:11 PM
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mls282
So excited & just cant hide it
Member since 6/08 1117 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/26/2009 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Chateau La Mer
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Re: Something fun
Hysterical!!!
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Posted 7/3/08 12:19 PM
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Soon2BMrsW
Board Enthusiast
Member since 5/08 129 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/24/2009 12:00 AM
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Re: Something fun
hahahaha
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Posted 7/3/08 12:26 PM
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NickandTara426
Not enough time in a day
Member since 4/08 2668 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/16/2009 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Giorgio's
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/3/08 12:26 PM
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Annoulak
216 Invited,53 OOT; 101 Y 36 N
Member since 10/07 4049 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/16/2008 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonard's of Great Neck
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Re: Something fun
haha!!! good one!
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Posted 7/3/08 12:27 PM
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ladybengal
Board Fanatic
Member since 4/08 965 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/11/2009 5:00 AM
Wed. Location:
booked!!!!!!!!
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/3/08 1:59 PM
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Brooklynbride
I am a MRS. YAY!!!
Member since 9/07 1433 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/16/2008 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
DeSeversky A++++++
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Re: Something fun
Posted by ladybengal
I love your monogram. Same letter as hours as well as colors 
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Posted 7/3/08 2:12 PM
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irishgrl1017
Married!!!
Member since 12/07 1653 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/11/2008 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Swan Club
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/3/08 2:39 PM
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Celeste617
Ordering invitations next!
Member since 4/08 1382 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/30/2009 11:30 AM
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Re: Something fun
HAHAHA too funny
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Posted 7/4/08 1:48 PM
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Brooklynbride
I am a MRS. YAY!!!
Member since 9/07 1433 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/16/2008 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
DeSeversky A++++++
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Re: Something fun
I am glad you ladies enjoyed it!!!!
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Posted 7/4/08 8:28 PM
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wundmoretime
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 1/08 1438 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/20/2008 7:00 PM
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Re: Something fun
that was good
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Posted 7/4/08 9:51 PM
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PegaLega
Future Mrs. WAHLBERG!
Member since 6/05 29788 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/25/2007 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Chateau Briand
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/4/08 10:45 PM
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lonal
I'm a Mrs!!!!!
Member since 7/07 1170 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/13/2008 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Flowerfields
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Re: Something fun
awesome!
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Posted 7/4/08 11:10 PM
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Brooklynbride
I am a MRS. YAY!!!
Member since 9/07 1433 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/16/2008 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
DeSeversky A++++++
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/5/08 7:30 AM
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FCsBride914
I LOVE MY HUSBAND!!!
Member since 11/07 1104 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/14/2008 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Barone Hilltop Manor
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Re: Something fun
too funny!
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Posted 7/5/08 1:27 PM
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hayleyandsteve
Praying for my favorite Marine
Member since 7/06 6734 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/14/2007 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
Crescent Beach Club
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/5/08 1:40 PM
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KARA16
Board Fanatic
Member since 5/08 642 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/12/2009 5:30 PM
Wed. Location:
CHATEAU BRIAND
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/5/08 1:44 PM
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Brooklynbride
I am a MRS. YAY!!!
Member since 9/07 1433 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/16/2008 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
DeSeversky A++++++
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/5/08 10:02 PM
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dazies1011
My last B-DAY being single!!!!
Member since 6/07 12203 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/27/2009 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
The Riviera
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Re: Something fun
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Posted 7/5/08 10:03 PM
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