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Kimbalina
5 Months
Member since 1/07 12530 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/8/2008 9:00 AM
Wed. Location:
The Inn at East Wind
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Need a Laugh?- read me!
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said. 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
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angl2001
just call me Mrs K!!!!
Member since 11/05 20695 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/24/2008 11:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Chateau La Mer!!!!!!!!
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
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Posted 5/13/08 7:10 AM
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jonsgirl04
I AM GETTING MARRIED!!!
Member since 12/06 2513 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/4/2008 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Majestic Gardens
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
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Posted 5/13/08 7:13 AM
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Sharron70
Board Fanatic
Member since 10/07 793 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/8/2008 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Polish American Independence Club
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
Very funny!!!
Hey Kimbalina! I just noticed you're up to 11185 total posts. Think you'll make 11808 posts before the big day 
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Posted 5/13/08 7:14 AM
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Kimbalina
5 Months
Member since 1/07 12530 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/8/2008 9:00 AM
Wed. Location:
The Inn at East Wind
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
Posted by Sharron70
Very funny!!!
Hey Kimbalina! I just noticed you're up to 11185 total posts. Think you'll make 11808 posts before the big day
LOL I will probablly make that before mid June! ((at the rate I am going posting lately!))
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Posted 5/13/08 7:22 AM
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futuremrsfab
160 invited, 16 Y, 0 N
Member since 3/07 5268 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/12/2008 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Check!
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
omg thats hysterical!
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Posted 5/13/08 8:23 AM
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SB7308
Final -137 RIP Aunt P :(
Member since 6/07 6245 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/3/2008 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Windows on the Lake
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
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Posted 5/13/08 9:01 AM
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Stephlover817
Gotta get my butt in gear!!
Member since 4/07 1289 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/26/2008 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardis
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
That is histerical
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Posted 5/13/08 9:08 AM
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mariaobride
That's Right I am Mrs. O
Member since 9/07 5576 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/6/2008 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Beckwith Pointe
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
hystercial!
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Posted 5/13/08 9:12 AM
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cherish83
In the 100s!
Member since 1/06 11783 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/29/2008 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
CLM
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
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Posted 5/13/08 9:38 AM
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xXxNovember08xXx
I ♥ Robby
Member since 12/06 9180 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/1/2008 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Woodbury CC
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
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Posted 5/13/08 9:39 AM
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teenigrrl
yes, i did marry him
Member since 4/07 4123 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/17/2008 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
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Posted 5/13/08 9:40 AM
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Lil83108
Almost there...
Member since 4/08 1011 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/31/2008 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Marina Del Rey!
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
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Posted 5/13/08 9:49 AM
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yelley77
250 invited Y: 29 N: 4
Member since 5/07 11968 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/19/2008 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
hahahahah!!!
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Posted 5/13/08 9:49 AM
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deb08
under 140 days! can that be ??
Member since 3/08 1565 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/23/2008 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
wonderful place
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
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Posted 5/13/08 9:50 AM
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FinallyEngaged
Invitations r driving me nuts!
Member since 6/07 3826 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/8/2008 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Russo's on the Bay
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Posted 5/13/08 10:01 AM
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bluekat16
8lbs gone!Need to stay strong!
Member since 1/08 5907 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/27/2008 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace - Dome Room
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
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Posted 5/13/08 10:02 AM
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Kimbalina
5 Months
Member since 1/07 12530 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/8/2008 9:00 AM
Wed. Location:
The Inn at East Wind
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Re: Need a Laugh?- read me!
Glad you are all enjoying that.
Brides need to laugh... or we willl cry!
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Posted 5/13/08 10:23 AM
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