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nylisa
Many More Years To Come
Member since 7/02 11372 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/18/2004 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Manor East
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Husband Joke
A friend of mine sent me this. I think it is funny.
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around
by his wife; so he went
to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed
to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on
assertiveness, which he read on the
way home. He had finished the book by the time he
reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man
of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet
meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I
expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my
bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair ...."
"The funeral director," said his wife.
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Posted 1/22/03 12:11 PM 
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ChristineC68
Board Princess
Member since 5/01 12178 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/21/2002 6:00 PM
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Re: Husband Joke
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Posted 1/22/03 12:14 PM
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NovemberSue
I'm a mommy!!
Member since 5/02 9878 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/8/2002 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Manor East
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Re: Husband Joke
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Posted 1/22/03 12:17 PM
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boosh78201
Mr. Money in the Bank
Member since 7/01 4220 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/12/2002 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace
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Re: Husband Joke
i like that one 
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Posted 1/22/03 12:26 PM
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DaniRN
I'm 18 months old now!
Member since 10/02 5132 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/5/2003 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
The Inn at Eastwind
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Re: Husband Joke
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Posted 1/22/03 1:58 PM
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WishCandy
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 4/02 1946 total posts
Wedding Date:
Apr 25 2004
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace
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Re: Husband Joke
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Posted 1/22/03 2:19 PM
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bride04
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 10/02 2175 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/17/2004 12:00 AM
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Re: Husband Joke
fuuny!
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Posted 1/22/03 4:59 PM
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balilove
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 12/02 1490 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/30/2003 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Caryle on the Green
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Re: Husband Joke
that's cute, no pointing fingers at me, I'd bury him too.
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Posted 1/22/03 5:10 PM
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