Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

[let me preface, this is alll in good fun...so please don't post how your offended or some other crap, cause this is hilarious and it makes fun of EVERYONE]


Suffolk County Barbies

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market,

Suffolk County Edition:


Mastic/Shirley Barbie:This Modern Day Retro-Barbie comes with Two Teeth, Acid Washed Jeans, Leg Warmers, White Reeboks, Feathered Hair and a Double Ring Belt (Yes it is 2007). She also comes with Ken, her brother/boyfriend, complete with house arrest bracelet and Dodge Neon. Parole Officer Sold Separately.

North Amityville Barbie: This Barbie comes with Hoop Earrings, Hair Weave, Food Stamps, a bus pass, a search warrant, and a court date. She also comes with three babies and three different Ken's (Baby Daddies). Each Ken comes with his own bag of weed. (Sold Separately and on a Street Corner)

Brentwood/Central Islip Barbie: This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and four baby Barbies in the back-seat (no car seats). The optional Ken doll comes with a paint-bucket lunch pail and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not available for Brentwood/Central Islip Barbie or Ken, however decals of blue and white flags are available for purchase.

Nisseqogue/Bell Terre Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Saks Fifth Avenue. She comes with an assortment of Coach handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a 3500-square foot house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Selden Barbie: This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.

Hampton Bays Barbie: This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth-lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash.
Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Setauket Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Riverhead Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's *** when she is drunk.
Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Port Jefferson Barbie: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the McMansion. Percocet prescription available.

Ridge/Rocky Point Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Bristol Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.

Huntington Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Huntington Barbies and the optional silver Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Deer Park/Lindenhurst Barbie: This Italian Princess Barbie comes with teased black hair, 12 gold chains, 7 gold bracelets, 8 rings and 1 ankle bracelet. Included are a permanently attached cell phone and a black Monte Carlo with ILUVTONY license plates. The accompanying Ken doll has been replaced with a black haired Tony doll with hairy chest and gel/hairdryer kit

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

Melissa, you KILL me!!!!!!!!

I'm like PIMP right now!!!

Now we should have a poll... Each girl should answer this: "which Barbie are you???"

LOL LMAO!!!!

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

THIS ONE IS ME!!!! ....

Nisseqogue/Bell Terre Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Saks Fifth Avenue. She comes with an assortment of Coach handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a 3500-square foot house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

OMG LOL!!!!!! THAT IS SO ME!!!!!

You know it's bad when you FIT the stereotype to a "T"

ETA: I have yet to get the plastic surgery and when I do no face lift will be needed-- but some boobs are needed! And Vinny is the workaholic Ken but he actually likes me for me-- mosquito bites and all

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Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

that's great!

I wish there was a Nassau version!

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

hmmmmmmmmmm,

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

Holy Sh!T That is the funniest effin thing ever and I read this to my mother and she loved it

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

OMG- my town is on there, but I swear I haven't had any plastic surgery & I certainly don't own a lepord print bikini!!!

PS- MY FMIL is Setauket Barbie, LOL! I'm sending this on to her, she'll die!

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[let me preface, this is alll in good fun...so please don't post how your offended or some other crap, cause this is hilarious and it makes fun of EVERYONE]

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Port Jefferson Barbie: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the McMansion. Percocet prescription available.

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Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

HAHAHAAH!!! I am dying laughing here! No wonder they make me sign for the Sudafed everytime i buy it at the pharmacy!! go hampton bays barbie go!! (for the record I was raised in Nassau..phew! haha)

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OMG! I freakin love it! I live in CT now and I try to explain to people the culture on LI and NO ONE believes me!



I dated guys from mastic - love that barbie!

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Deer Park/Lindenhurst Barbie: This Italian Princess Barbie comes with teased black hair, 12 gold chains, 7 gold bracelets, 8 rings and 1 ankle bracelet. Included are a permanently attached cell phone and a black Monte Carlo with ILUVTONY license plates. The accompanying Ken doll has been replaced with a black haired Tony doll with hairy chest and gel/hairdryer kit

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Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

This is funny..and i'm not even from there

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

This one is my favorite

North Amityville Barbie: This Barbie comes with Hoop Earrings, Hair Weave, Food Stamps, a bus pass, a search warrant, and a court date. She also comes with three babies and three different Ken's (Baby Daddies). Each Ken comes with his own bag of weed. (Sold Separately and on a Street Corner)

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Posted by ik1

This one is my favorite

North Amityville Barbie: This Barbie comes with Hoop Earrings, Hair Weave, Food Stamps, a bus pass, a search warrant, and a court date. She also comes with three babies and three different Ken's (Baby Daddies). Each Ken comes with his own bag of weed. (Sold Separately and on a Street Corner)

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Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

That is FUNNY...is there a Nassau County edition..I'd LOVE to see that!!!

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Posted by MJDoc12

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Posted by ik1

This one is my favorite

North Amityville Barbie: This Barbie comes with Hoop Earrings, Hair Weave, Food Stamps, a bus pass, a search warrant, and a court date. She also comes with three babies and three different Ken's (Baby Daddies). Each Ken comes with his own bag of weed. (Sold Separately and on a Street Corner)

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that shiiit had me dying..cause quite frankly i KNOW ppl like this...(especially the ken doll and the weed)! my friends "baby's daddy" chills in A-V all the time and all his cousins sell weed on the corner. haha!

while i'm in Brentwood--i am NOT brentwood barbie as i am a CITIZEN of this country. lol but i was laughing my azz off at the green card references, too funny

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Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

LOL, I thought I saw a Nassau version of this...

I dunno! anyways that was great!

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

forget it...the nassau ones are just renamed towns from the suffolk version!

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i just found these too, for nassau:

Great Neck Barbie - This stuck-up yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Levittown Barbie - This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hicksville Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.

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Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

That was awesome - I'm sending it to everyone I know!

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

this is great!! but where's the one for the broke unemployed girl in Dix Hills?!?!?!

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

Hahahah. I've lived in DP and Huntington--they're opposite ends of the spectrum. But there's definitely things that ring true for both. LOL.

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

That is hilarious! We seriously need a Nassau county Edition!

Re: Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market, Suffolk County Edition (FUNNY!!!!!!_

haha i love it
i was biting my lip waiting to see if sayville came up! phew im safe hahaha