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vmystique33
RIP Melanie !! ♥
Member since 3/06 8454 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/14/2007 4:30 PM
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this is funny. husband
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.' He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The f***in' funeral director would be my guess."
Message edited 10/5/2006 6:28:44 PM.
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Posted 10/5/06 6:23 PM 
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billandme
Be strong MOM! We love you....
Member since 10/05 6513 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/12/2007 4:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Somewhere Amazing!!!
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Re: this is funny. husband
too funny 
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Posted 10/5/06 6:27 PM
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Soon2bMrsI
I love my sweet sweet boy<3
Member since 5/06 2007 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/8/2007 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Flowerfields
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Re: this is funny. husband
LOL ROFLMAO
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Posted 10/5/06 6:28 PM
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vmystique33
RIP Melanie !! ♥
Member since 3/06 8454 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/14/2007 4:30 PM
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Re: this is funny. husband
husbands
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Posted 10/5/06 7:07 PM
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JassyandOscar
We are Married!!!!
Member since 7/06 1487 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/3/2007 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow
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Posted 10/5/06 7:16 PM
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soon2bmrsVPT
I love my Daisy!!!
Member since 1/06 4330 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/13/2007 4:30 PM
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Re: this is funny. husband
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Posted 10/5/06 9:46 PM
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Michy
LOVE BEING A WIFE!!!
Member since 1/06 1859 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/15/2007 10:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Miller Place Inn
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Posted 10/5/06 9:47 PM
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Future Mrs.
I'm Finally a Mrs.!!!!!!
Member since 9/06 3132 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/18/2007 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Three West Club
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Re: this is funny. husband
that is so cute
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Posted 10/5/06 10:48 PM
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bettybcafe
Picture perfect
Member since 6/06 12883 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/14/2007 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
The perfect place!
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Re: this is funny. husband
Lmao. Amen!
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Posted 10/5/06 11:03 PM
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CL122705
Board Fanatic
Member since 12/05 514 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/11/2007 1:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Russo's on the Bay
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Re: this is funny. husband
lol
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Posted 10/5/06 11:10 PM
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aprlflwr
Getting Closer
Member since 9/06 1471 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/2/2007 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Booked
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Re: this is funny. husband
nice.
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Posted 10/5/06 11:24 PM
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lilqtpie2181
I love him!
Member since 2/06 5411 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/10/2007 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
somewhere over the rainbow
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Re: this is funny. husband
Even FH laughed at this one
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Posted 10/5/06 11:41 PM
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