Embarrassing stories!

Ok so I am bored so lets post some embarassing stories and get the 08 boards moving a bit. . .i will start with a few of mine. . . i have TONS

at my sister's wedding - i am the MOH but only 14 years old, i get super drunk , make out with my date EVERYWHERE - pull him into the woman's bathroom and then the bridal suite. .
i guess i thought i was invisible but guess what? EVERYONE SAW ME - i am mortified to this day!!!!

i am at FH's house and his whole basement floods with waste water. . . so we go down to help his parents start moving stuff so it doesnt get ruined. . . it is FH, me, FMIL, FFIL and FBIL. . . .FMIL turns to me and goes "do you use tampons? FFIL found a tampon in the pipes so we think thats what caused this to happen, next time just wrap it up and throw it out"

i am VERY private. . . FH doesnt even KNOW when i have my period. . . I just stared at her with my mouth open . . . and i kept making these noises but i couldnt get words out - it was so horrible!!!

i mean i dont even think it was mine. . . but the fact that they all saw a dirty tampon and immediately thought of me

Message edited 8/25/2006 8:48:58 PM.

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oh my god- how embrassing!!!!! i guess those were the days- i lead a pretty boring life, so right now i cant even think about any embrassing stories

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omg your stories are hilarious!!

I have tons of embarrassing moments.. two off the top of my head..

A couple of months ago FH and I went to visit his parents for the weekend, one morning I walk into the kitchen and his mom is wearing these really bright neon floral-print pants and a bright yellow shirt.. so I told her "those are really nice pajamas".. she kinda rolled her eyes a little and didn't say anything, and FH kinda cringed but I didn't notice at the time. So a few hours later, we're all about to go out for lunch, and she grabs her purse and starts walking out of the house dressed the same way... I was soo confused, still thinking "why is she going out to the restaurant in her pajamas?".. a few seconds later I realized OMG they're not her pajamas they're her clothes!!! OOPS!!!

Last winter I started taking new pills and they made my skin break out really bad at first... makeup didn't cover it up too well... so one of my students asks me in a really concerned voice in front of the whole class "Miss, do you have chicken pox?"

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first of all thanks for posting - i was feeling kind of vulnerable after i posted and i was like OMG no one is going to post i am such a dork!!

second of all maybe you should give FMIL some fashion tips!!!!!!!!!!thats so bad!!!!

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SoooOOoo many but this is my favorite (and my friends b/c they still talk about it to this day!!)

All my friends used to take the bus home together from HS and we would meet up with our other friends along the way. So one day (it was raining) i get stuck sitting in the front, by myself. SO when finally a seat opens in the back near my frineds they call me back and as i go back there the bus stops short and i go sliding across the floor of the bus in like a jazz split and my friends HOT older brother who I totally had a crush on yells out "SAFE!!!!!" i was mortified!!!!!!! This was like 10 years ago and everyone, including my "crush" still talks about it!

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really your fh doesnt even know when u have ur period? am i the only girl who does the deed during her cycle even lol...i guess after eight years we are just very comfortable with one another

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jennn I was hysterical know reading that...ahhhh how funny!

i have had many moments...but this one I remember...

I was working at my old job (drs office) and i went across to the other office. I heard i was getting paged so I ran back across the hall. I had a labcoat on and there is like a hole so you can get into your pants pocket if needed...and it got caught on the handle of the office...as I was running. Did you ever see like in a movie when the person gets yanked back off their feet onto their ***...yes that was me! hahaha

I still laugh about that...it was a waiting room full of people.

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Posted by eddies girl

really your fh doesnt even know when u have ur period? am i the only girl who does the deed during her cycle even lol...i guess after eight years we are just very comfortable with one another

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Those are pretty embarassing...

Not soooooooo embarassing:

I was with my lil sister (17) in the car recently - stopped at red light - and I started jamming out to 'Dontcha wish your gf was hot like me....' b/c my sister hates it. So I was really rocking out loud and proud and dancing all silly-like and she's just looking at me with an amused look on her face and looking out my driver's side window.......................... so I look out and it's two like 18 yr old boys totally mimicking me and laughing at me. She just smirked at me. And of course we were at the red light for like another hour!! (minute).

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HAHAHHAA that is something I would do...that was funny!

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hehhehe diane i am just picturing u doing that! hahaha i have another good one

when i worked in a bakery i was running to the front of the store and i slipped a lil on something - i didnt fall or anything just lost my balance - well the workers in the back were hysterical - i was like ok.....it reallys wasnt THAT funny!! so i look down and see what they were laughing at - i had stepped on (a crushed) a teeny tiny baby mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was sooooooooooooo nasty and embarassing!

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ewwwwwwwwwwww!


hey u should tell the story about how u fell out of ur shoe...i still laugh at that too! and i wasnt there for that either

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soo in my college italian class we had to describe what our perfect spouse would look like

i went on and on for like 5 minutes describing my perfect spouse - especially his "soft lips"

unfortuntately i was not using the italian word for lips "labbri" i was using the word "labia" which umm refers to an entirely different body part

the whole class was giggling and i thought bc my story was so cute

after i was done the professor corrected me but SHE couldnt even keep a straight face!

to this day i dont know how i didnt realize it when i was saying it!!

but definitely

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This is more of an embaressing story from my FH. We were in blockbuster by his house. He was waiting on the long line and I was looking around at the other new releases. His favorite candy is Reese's Pieces. Well, as he was standing on line he got really excited when he saw the Reese's Pieces. He screamed across the store, "Look Nan, they have Reese's PENIS's" He turned bright red as everyone around him was hysterical. To make matters worse, he's a hockey player and we were out with his big macho hockey friends at Friendly's and I was telling this story. Well, to make a long story short, when it was his time to order he ordered a sundae with Reese's PENIS'S! All of his friends were rolling in the aisles!!!

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I was upstate with FH, FMIL, & FBIL ( 8 years old at the time). My FMIL (who is sucha great bartender) makes me five maitais in about 20 minutes and I just downed them like they were water and I had just run a marathon. So then-I feel it. Dizzy, sick-you name it. I went to lay on the couch before dinner for a few minutes before dinner. FMIL wakes me up and I go into the kitchen, I sit at the table, and I just got up and puked all over the floor, and into the kitchen sink where the extra pasta noodles were. Everyone kept eating too-they thought it was so funny and FMIL still loves this story but I've got some good ones on her.

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that is gross!! but a good one to tell the grand kids! HAHA

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Posted by Jesses Girl

ewwwwwwwwwwww!


hey u should tell the story about how u fell out of ur shoe...i still laugh at that too! and i wasnt there for that either

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Posted by ant n tilde

soo in my college italian class we had to describe what our perfect spouse would look like

i went on and on for like 5 minutes describing my perfect spouse - especially his "soft lips"

unfortuntately i was not using the italian word for lips "labbri" i was using the word "labia" which umm refers to an entirely different body part

the whole class was giggling and i thought bc my story was so cute

after i was done the professor corrected me but SHE couldnt even keep a straight face!

to this day i dont know how i didnt realize it when i was saying it!!

but definitely

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Posted by Jesses Girl

ewwwwwwwwwwww!


hey u should tell the story about how u fell out of ur shoe...i still laugh at that too! and i wasnt there for that either

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hehehe thanks tild this is the best thread ever ~ so entertaining!!!

At Diane's request:
well at the end of the school year the kids had a half a day but the teachers had to come back to do some work so while we were at lunch we decided to get some wine - well i guess i had a lil too much. When we came back to school i was standing there talking to my friend and the next thing you know im wobbling around ~ my shoe just fell off ~ then i was laughing so hard i couldnt get it back on. I think its one of those you had to be tehre or you gotta know me to think its funny kind of stories.

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OMG That was awesome - I had to laugh out loud at work!!

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Posted by math823

This is more of an embaressing story from my FH. We were in blockbuster by his house. He was waiting on the long line and I was looking around at the other new releases. His favorite candy is Reese's Pieces. Well, as he was standing on line he got really excited when he saw the Reese's Pieces. He screamed across the store, "Look Nan, they have Reese's PENIS's" He turned bright red as everyone around him was hysterical. To make matters worse, he's a hockey player and we were out with his big macho hockey friends at Friendly's and I was telling this story. Well, to make a long story short, when it was his time to order he ordered a sundae with Reese's PENIS'S! All of his friends were rolling in the aisles!!!

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Posted by ant n tilde

Ok so I am bored so lets post some embarassing stories and get the 08 boards moving a bit. . .i will start with a few of mine. . . i have TONS

at my sister's wedding - i am the MOH but only 14 years old, i get super drunk , make out with my date EVERYWHERE - pull him into the woman's bathroom and then the bridal suite. .
i guess i thought i was invisible but guess what? EVERYONE SAW ME - i am mortified to this day!!!!

i am at FH's house and his whole basement floods with waste water. . . so we go down to help his parents start moving stuff so it doesnt get ruined. . . it is FH, me, FMIL, FFIL and FBIL. . . .FMIL turns to me and goes "do you use tampons? FFIL found a tampon in the pipes so we think thats what caused this to happen, next time just wrap it up and throw it out"

i am VERY private. . . FH doesnt even KNOW when i have my period. . . I just stared at her with my mouth open . . . and i kept making these noises but i couldnt get words out - it was so horrible!!!

i mean i dont even think it was mine. . . but the fact that they all saw a dirty tampon and immediately thought of me

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Posted by jenn122397

hehhehe diane i am just picturing u doing that! hahaha i have another good one

when i worked in a bakery i was running to the front of the store and i slipped a lil on something - i didnt fall or anything just lost my balance - well the workers in the back were hysterical - i was like ok.....it reallys wasnt THAT funny!! so i look down and see what they were laughing at - i had stepped on (a crushed) a teeny tiny baby mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was sooooooooooooo nasty and embarassing!

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Posted by ant n tilde

soo in my college italian class we had to describe what our perfect spouse would look like

i went on and on for like 5 minutes describing my perfect spouse - especially his "soft lips"

unfortuntately i was not using the italian word for lips "labbri" i was using the word "labia" which umm refers to an entirely different body part

the whole class was giggling and i thought bc my story was so cute

after i was done the professor corrected me but SHE couldnt even keep a straight face!

to this day i dont know how i didnt realize it when i was saying it!!

but definitely

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hahaha that is funny...