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NWR: Joke: For the ladies that love Jewelry

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prettyprincess07
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6/30/2007 12:00 PM

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Green Tree Country Club

NWR: Joke: For the ladies that love Jewelry

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

Mother, where do babies come from?

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommys vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey. The child seems to comprehend.

Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddys penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.

Posted 5/22/06 1:46 PM
 

2Be1
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Wedding Date:
9/15/2007 1:30 PM

Wed. Location:
Chateau La Mer

Re: NWR: Joke: For the ladies that love Jewelry

Posted 5/22/06 1:49 PM
 

TreAnt425
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Wedding Date:
4/27/2007 3:00 PM

Wed. Location:
East Wind - Estate - A+

Re: NWR: Joke: For the ladies that love Jewelry

Posted 5/22/06 2:02 PM
 
 

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