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Hannah38
Board Fanatic
Member since 2/06 845 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/10/2007 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
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Happy Wednesday Everyone -
My FMIL sent me this. Love her humor. Hope you all have a very happy WEDNESDAY. Only 2 more days till the weekend
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+! 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the ******** and *** kissing that will put you over the top
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Posted 3/22/06 10:37 AM 
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kam0813
FH <3's my punk sensibilities
Member since 7/05 4867 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/30/2010 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor<3<3<3
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Re: Happy Wednesday Everyone -
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Posted 3/22/06 10:38 AM
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leshellem
I'm a Mrs.
Member since 2/06 1535 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/3/2007 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
The Swan Club
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Re: Happy Wednesday Everyone -
VERY CUTE.
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Posted 3/22/06 12:41 PM
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pupidda122505
I'M MARRIED! SPM 7-7-07
Member since 12/05 3598 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/7/2007 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
booked!
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Re: Happy Wednesday Everyone -
hysterical
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Posted 3/22/06 12:45 PM
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sugarkube4
2 Crazy Peas in a Pod
Member since 2/06 10352 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/29/2007 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor
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Re: Happy Wednesday Everyone -
how true it is!!!
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Posted 3/22/06 12:58 PM
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Mikeysgirl
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 1/06 1918 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/20/2007 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonard's
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Posted 3/22/06 1:11 PM
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Unapearla
I love being married
Member since 8/05 7026 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/1/2007 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's - A+
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Posted 3/22/06 1:36 PM
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mskittynj
Baby boy on the way!
Member since 12/05 4505 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/25/2007 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Floral Terrace!
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Re: Happy Wednesday Everyone -
That is great!!!!!!! hahahaha loving it!
XOXOXO
Kitty
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Posted 3/22/06 2:06 PM
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Soon2BeMrsS
Board Dutchess
Member since 6/05 5286 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/11/2011 4:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Where we celebrate forever
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Posted 3/22/06 2:27 PM
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camerakrazie
my review is up
Member since 3/06 4333 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/22/2007 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
On the Great South Bay
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Posted 3/22/06 5:35 PM
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