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MrsH1156
I'm a Mommy!!
Member since 10/05 3313 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/5/2006 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
East Wind AA+++++++
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NWR: Funny of the Day!
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "what is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says..
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
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Posted 3/21/06 3:13 PM 
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sarahradio5
I love my HUSBAND!!!
Member since 1/04 6701 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/12/2006 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
My DREAM place!
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Re: NWR: Funny of the Day!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice... VERY funny! 
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Posted 3/21/06 3:17 PM
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gina674
Going to Tahiti !!!
Member since 4/04 3037 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/9/2006 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Riviera in Massapequa
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Re: NWR: Funny of the Day!
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Posted 3/21/06 3:21 PM
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MrsMagoo
Time is flying....
Member since 1/06 2548 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/1/2007 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Warm Weather, Sandy Beaches...
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Re: NWR: Funny of the Day!
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Posted 3/21/06 3:31 PM
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jenntony
Board Fanatic
Member since 11/05 820 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/24/2006 4:00 PM
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Re: NWR: Funny of the Day!
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Posted 3/21/06 5:17 PM
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cindyandkevin
To have and to hold
Member since 2/05 21575 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/10/2006 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Stonebridge Country Club
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Re: NWR: Funny of the Day!
Cute!!
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Posted 3/21/06 5:35 PM
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JPand TT
It's almost summer!!!
Member since 2/06 1355 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/6/2007 3:00 PM
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Re: NWR: Funny of the Day!
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Posted 3/21/06 5:53 PM
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Nina
I did.
Member since 11/05 11626 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/3/2007 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Russo's on the Bay
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Re: NWR: Funny of the Day!
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Posted 3/21/06 6:17 PM
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VadersBride2006
It's not over...
Member since 3/05 1634 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/11/2007 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Orient Point
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Re: NWR: Funny of the Day!
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Posted 3/21/06 6:26 PM
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EJSD2006
2 years down a lifetime to go!
Member since 9/05 5546 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/23/2006 5:00 PM
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Re: NWR: Funny of the Day!
very cute!
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Posted 3/21/06 6:56 PM
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