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missgwife
Two years and counting
Member since 8/05 3040 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/3/2006 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Fleur De Lis of Ridgewood
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NWR - Joke of the Day
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a
visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
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Posted 3/16/06 8:41 PM 
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sugarkube4
2 Crazy Peas in a Pod
Member since 2/06 10365 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/29/2007 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor
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Re: NWR - Joke of the Day
haha!! I would prefer the bed by the window as well!! bc I thought of the bucket too!! 
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Posted 3/16/06 8:55 PM
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JazzyT
Party Like a Rock Star!!
Member since 11/05 7205 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/27/2007 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
El Caribe
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Re: NWR - Joke of the Day
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Posted 3/16/06 8:55 PM
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Lissy3077
1 year already!!!
Member since 9/05 6260 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/30/2007 2:45 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace
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Re: NWR - Joke of the Day
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Posted 3/16/06 8:57 PM
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snowcat
Beautiful St. John!
Member since 1/06 1807 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/1/2007 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Booked!!!
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Re: NWR - Joke of the Day
hysterical!!
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Posted 3/16/06 8:59 PM
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JPand TT
It's almost summer!!!
Member since 2/06 1355 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/6/2007 3:00 PM
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Re: NWR - Joke of the Day
That was good!!!
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Posted 3/16/06 9:24 PM
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MrsMagoo
Time is flying....
Member since 1/06 2548 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/1/2007 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Warm Weather, Sandy Beaches...
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Posted 3/17/06 7:14 AM
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werock0709
More in love than ever!!!
Member since 12/05 8533 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/6/2007 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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Re: NWR - Joke of the Day
Very funny!!!
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Posted 3/17/06 7:42 AM
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thelilacone
It's almost here!!
Member since 9/05 1266 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/7/2007 1:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonards of Great Neck
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Re: NWR - Joke of the Day
That's too funny
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Posted 3/17/06 10:05 AM
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Nina
I did.
Member since 11/05 11626 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/3/2007 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Russo's on the Bay
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Posted 3/17/06 4:16 PM
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chrissyandvin
Our New HOME!!!!
Member since 1/06 7745 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/31/2007 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's
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Re: NWR - Joke of the Day
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Posted 3/17/06 5:07 PM
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