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NWR - Joke of the Day

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missgwife
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Member since 8/05

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Wedding Date:
9/3/2006 3:30 PM

Wed. Location:
Fleur De Lis of Ridgewood

NWR - Joke of the Day

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a
visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"

Posted 3/16/06 8:40 PM
 

BJandDan
Happily Married :)

Member since 6/05

4574 total posts

Wedding Date:
7/1/2006 11:30 AM

Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor- A+++

Re: NWR - Joke of the Day

Needed that.... very cute!

Posted 3/16/06 10:08 PM
 
 

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