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lilqtpie2181
I love him!
Member since 2/06 5410 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/10/2007 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
somewhere over the rainbow
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Joke of the day....lol
HUGE MISTAKE!!
"Hello?"
"Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."
A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool? .
Is this
486-5731?"
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soon2bmrsdunn
I love my husband!!!
Member since 11/05 6953 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/8/2007 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's - A+
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
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Posted 3/16/06 8:01 AM
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kam0813
FH <3's my punk sensibilities
Member since 7/05 4867 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/30/2010 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor<3<3<3
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
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Posted 3/16/06 10:04 AM
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werock0709
More in love than ever!!!
Member since 12/05 8528 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/6/2007 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
OMG!!!
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Posted 3/16/06 10:11 AM
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BklynItaliana
I <3 BRIAN
Member since 11/05 2352 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/16/2007 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
BEAUTIFUL
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
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Posted 3/16/06 10:14 AM
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MrsMagoo
Time is flying....
Member since 1/06 2548 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/1/2007 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Warm Weather, Sandy Beaches...
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
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Posted 3/16/06 10:16 AM
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Love4Eva
&hearts LOVE the Married LIfe!
Member since 12/05 4961 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/23/2007 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Watermill Caterers
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
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Posted 3/16/06 10:43 AM
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thelilacone
It's almost here!!
Member since 9/05 1266 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/7/2007 1:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonards of Great Neck
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
I've heard this before, but it's still hillarious.
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Posted 3/16/06 10:55 AM
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JPand TT
It's almost summer!!!
Member since 2/06 1355 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/6/2007 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
OMG
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Posted 3/16/06 12:11 PM
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StreetDoc6531
Bad Girl Bridesmaid
Member since 2/06 1478 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/2/2006 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Not worth it!!!
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
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Posted 3/16/06 12:20 PM
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BrideChrissy
Happy Anniversary To Us
Member since 1/06 4124 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/21/2007 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Booked
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
That was great!
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Posted 3/16/06 12:27 PM
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sugarkube4
2 Crazy Peas in a Pod
Member since 2/06 10190 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/29/2007 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
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Posted 3/16/06 12:52 PM
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mskittynj
I am pregnant!!!!!!!
Member since 12/05 4492 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/25/2007 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Floral Terrace!
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
that was SOOOO funny!
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Posted 3/16/06 1:08 PM
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Unapearla
I love being married
Member since 8/05 7023 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/1/2007 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's - A+
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
that is awesome!
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Posted 3/16/06 1:27 PM
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Athee07
One year down a lifetime to go
Member since 5/05 7954 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/14/2007 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Swan Club
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
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Posted 3/16/06 4:22 PM
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missgwife
One year and counting
Member since 8/05 3028 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/3/2006 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Fleur De Lis of Ridgewood
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
tooooooo funny
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Posted 3/16/06 7:21 PM
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bride2b24
~Married and loving it!~
Member since 12/05 4400 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/28/2007 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonards of Great Neck
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
LMAO
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Posted 3/16/06 7:25 PM
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snowcat
Beautiful St. John!
Member since 1/06 1800 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/1/2007 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Booked!!!
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
omg!!!
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Posted 3/16/06 7:25 PM
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Lissy3077
1 year already!!!
Member since 9/05 6220 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/30/2007 2:45 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace
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Re: Joke of the day....lol
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Posted 3/16/06 9:16 PM
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