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Joke of the day 3/10/2006

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JazzyT
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Joke of the day 3/10/2006

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

Posted 3/10/06 3:09 PM
 

StreetDoc6531
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9/2/2006 5:00 PM

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Not worth it!!!

Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

That's hysterical!!!

Posted 3/10/06 3:12 PM
 

BklynItaliana
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6/16/2007 1:00 PM

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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

Posted 3/10/06 3:17 PM
 

Lissy3077
1 year already!!!

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6/30/2007 2:45 PM

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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

Posted 3/10/06 3:17 PM
 

D's Girl
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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006



I needed that!

Posted 3/10/06 3:19 PM
 

missgwife
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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

Posted 3/10/06 3:20 PM
 

sugarkube4
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4/29/2007 4:00 PM

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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

hehehe!!

Posted 3/10/06 3:23 PM
 

pupidda122505
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7/7/2007 2:00 PM

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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

Posted 3/10/06 3:28 PM
 

werock0709
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5/6/2007 6:30 PM

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SandCastle

Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

Being home alone today is no fun. You soooooooooo made me laugh.

Posted 3/10/06 3:48 PM
 

Soon2BeMrsS
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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

Posted 3/10/06 4:13 PM
 

Love4Eva
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6/23/2007 2:00 PM

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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006



love it!

Posted 3/10/06 4:13 PM
 

Soon2BeMrs2006
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5/20/2007 3:00 PM

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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

Posted 3/10/06 4:26 PM
 

Angel2006
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6/1/2007 3:00 PM

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Chateau La Mer

Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

LMAO

Posted 3/10/06 4:29 PM
 

ewickens
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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

I'm crashing to say that was hilarious!!!! I needed a laught for this afternoon and that did it!!!

Posted 3/10/06 4:32 PM
 

E-n-K
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7/28/2007 2:30 PM

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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

Posted 3/10/06 5:08 PM
 

charliesbride
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4/21/2007 2:30 PM

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The Estate at East Wind

Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

hahhahahaha

Posted 3/10/06 6:04 PM
 

Nina
I did.

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9/3/2007 2:00 PM

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Russo's on the Bay

Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

Good One!!!

Posted 3/10/06 6:56 PM
 

laural2979
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6/15/2007 7:00 PM

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Re: Joke of the day 3/10/2006

love it!

Posted 3/10/06 8:22 PM
 

MrsMichel07
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5/12/2007 12:00 PM

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Posted 3/10/06 8:58 PM
 
 

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