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lipglossjunky73
Cai-Dizzle. Nuff said.
Member since 10/05 9121 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/17/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Harbor Club
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OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, February 20, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS -
MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation..
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bat htub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right
Places
and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.=20
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. =20
Class 14< BR>The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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missgwife
Two years and counting
Member since 8/05 3040 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/3/2006 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Fleur De Lis of Ridgewood
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
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Posted 2/10/06 3:29 PM
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Greeneyes8705
Board Enthusiast
Member since 1/06 215 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/10/2002 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
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Posted 2/10/06 3:33 PM
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JanuaryBride06
boyfriend in my head
Member since 4/05 13019 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/8/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
Posted by lipglossjunky73
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, February 20, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS -
MAXIMUM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. =20
PIMP - can I enroll DH in the above???
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Posted 2/10/06 3:34 PM
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pupidda122505
I'M MARRIED! SPM 7-7-07
Member since 12/05 3598 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/7/2007 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
booked!
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
I'm printing this put and handing it to FH...hopefully he'll get the hint
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Posted 2/10/06 3:35 PM
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Mikeysgirl
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 1/06 1918 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/20/2007 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonard's
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
I'm signing my fiance up for class 4
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Posted 2/10/06 3:36 PM
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Beth1210
I want to do it again!
Member since 6/05 4048 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/10/2005 7:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Flowerfield
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
my husband needs all of those!!!!!
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Posted 2/10/06 3:37 PM
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stephanielyse
It's An Obsession
Member since 9/05 3059 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/1/2006 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
According to my FH, no.
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Posted 2/10/06 3:39 PM
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lipglossjunky73
Cai-Dizzle. Nuff said.
Member since 10/05 9121 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/17/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Harbor Club
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
The sad thing is - i think I may need to sign up for some of these classes as well!!!
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Posted 2/10/06 3:40 PM
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FallBride05
1st Anniversary Trip - BOOKED!
Member since 7/05 3405 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/13/2005 12:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Crest Hollow Country Club
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
DH definately suffers from a couple of those!!!!
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Posted 2/10/06 3:51 PM
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BKtoLI
Some things just never change
Member since 6/05 8519 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/30/2006 4:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace - A++
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. =20
My FH needs all of the above classes, and I'm lucky it's just these classes only!!
Message edited 2/10/2006 3:57:02 PM.
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Posted 2/10/06 3:54 PM
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Sunshine06
Board Fanatic
Member since 5/05 320 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/4/2006 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
Amazing!! I want to enroll my FH in all these classes!!
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Posted 2/10/06 3:57 PM
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Katie&Chris2006
I love Chris
Member since 11/05 5998 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/18/2006 10:30 AM
Wed. Location:
Watermill - A+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
hahahahahahahaha you're getting me in trouble over here Lipglossjunky!
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Posted 2/10/06 3:59 PM
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JPCP4806
Due May 2007!!!
Member since 9/04 1153 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/8/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Carlyle on the Green A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
Love it!
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Posted 2/10/06 4:00 PM
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JXNOscar
I am still the Bride!!!!!!!!
Member since 7/05 2265 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/14/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Carlyle on the Green
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
I am such a man
I do all of these things
Except the peeing part
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Posted 2/10/06 4:03 PM
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ZuzusPetals
It's A Sickness!
Member since 12/05 6118 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/15/2007 1:30 PM
Wed. Location:
A Wonderful Place
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
I would bet that people in your office already KNOW your crazy 
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Posted 2/10/06 5:05 PM
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lipglossjunky73
Cai-Dizzle. Nuff said.
Member since 10/05 9121 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/17/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Harbor Club
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
Posted by ZuzusPetals
I would bet that people in your office already KNOW your crazy
who me???? NAAAAaaaahhh...
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Posted 2/10/06 5:24 PM
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mrsgtobe
Board Fanatic
Member since 5/05 943 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/4/2006 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
North Ritz Club
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
Too funny!!! My FH definitely needs some of those!
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Posted 2/10/06 5:37 PM
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jada2destiny
We're having a HM baby!!!
Member since 3/04 1759 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/15/2006 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Chateau Briand
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
FH says that all we do is bash them on here. I can't let him see this post
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Posted 2/10/06 6:22 PM
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Soon2BMrsB
Board Fanatic
Member since 1/05 496 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/3/2006 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Chateau la Mer
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
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Posted 2/10/06 7:33 PM
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Love4Eva
&hearts LOVE the Married LIfe!
Member since 12/05 4961 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/23/2007 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Watermill Caterers
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
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Posted 2/14/06 3:57 PM
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Lissy3077
1 year already!!!
Member since 9/05 6260 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/30/2007 2:45 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
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Posted 2/14/06 3:58 PM
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Mrs. dleeny
My most beautiful day ever
Member since 3/05 12395 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/6/2005 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Swan Club A+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
I just sent 7 of these to my DH and told him I enrolled him in these classes for a V-day gift
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Posted 2/14/06 4:06 PM
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ali120206
Over a year!
Member since 10/05 4386 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/2/2006 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Hyatt Windwatch
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
That is hillarious!
The last one especially since my FH just called me and asked me for my Date of Birth.
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Posted 2/14/06 4:08 PM
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jilmadison
Happily Married
Member since 2/05 2226 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/25/2006 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
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