NWR: Funny, cute, long

How it Happened. .

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful sexy young lady! "You unfaithful pig! What
are you doing? How dare you do this to me - the faithful wife, the mother
of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"


The husband, replies "Wait, wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened" "It'll be the last thing I'll hear from you so
make it fast." The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While
driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I
went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin,
not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten
for 3 days.


With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll ga! in weight; the poor thing, practically devoured
them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she
was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of
jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear
because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave
you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good
taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that
you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the
boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again
after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband
continues his story . "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked
her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears
coming out of her eyes, she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

Message edited 1/20/2006 1:03:32 PM.

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