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nygirl77
It's over already??
Member since 9/05 1817 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/28/2006 11:45 AM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow
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Funny - why? why? why?
Why, Why, Why ?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are ther e still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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prunepie
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 9/05 1031 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/28/2006 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
booked
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Re: Funny - why? why? why?
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Posted 1/19/06 11:07 PM
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BrideInBlue
We're Married!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member since 10/05 1039 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/11/2007 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Russo's on the Bay
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Re: Funny - why? why? why?
that was priceless....made my day
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Posted 1/20/06 3:41 AM
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BernandRob
I'm married
Member since 10/05 1633 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/20/2007 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Chateau Briand
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Posted 1/20/06 9:50 AM
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FUTUREBRIDETOKEITH
winter already?
Member since 9/05 2326 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/15/2007 12:00 AM
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Re: Funny - why? why? why?
I love it it is so true
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Posted 1/20/06 11:29 AM
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MalteseMommy
I am FINALLY Mrs. N!!!
Member since 1/06 2505 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/7/2007 7:00 PM
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Re: Funny - why? why? why?
This is so HILARIOUS!!!!!
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Posted 1/20/06 5:03 PM
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wematched
4 months till "I do!"
Member since 10/05 2100 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/10/2007 7:45 PM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow
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Posted 1/20/06 6:30 PM
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cocoa
I love my mer-man!!!
Member since 1/04 5869 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/8/2004 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
thatched cottage
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Re: Funny - why? why? why?
the string one is hysterical!!!
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Posted 1/21/06 9:13 AM
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waterspout4
I gave birth to a todddler
Member since 9/04 4781 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/1/2006 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Mediterranean Manor A++++++++++
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Posted 1/23/06 1:41 AM
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jmf423
Board Fanatic
Member since 1/03 370 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/26/2004 4:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's
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