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TimmysGirl
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Member since 4/05 471 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/22/2005 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Chateau Briand
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'Twas the days befor Christmas...
'Twas four days before Christmas and all through the town;
Not a train was up running, they'd all been shut down.
The turnstiles were locked and the stations were cleared,
in hopes that Old Bloomberg would give them their share.
The workers were nestled all snug in their booths;
Where oft they're found sleeping, to tell you the truth.
Toussaint wants their pensions to be like the cops' -
you know, 'cause it's stressful announcing each stop.
Alas, from the public arose such a clatter,
Their leader seems not to have thought out the matter.
With shoppers not shopping and travel delayed,
public support dwindled, New Yorkers' nerves frayed.
You dumb, lazy morons! The people did cry.
Pensions the same as the FDNY?
It'll cost us a fortune, illiterate twits!
The people weren't happy. In fact, they threw fits.
There's strength in a union, or so they believed
but not before Christmas - now everyone's peeved.
It's terrible timing for stranding the masses;
If Reagan were here he'd have fired your asses.
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Posted 12/22/05 12:16 PM 
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nygirl77
It's over already??
Member since 9/05 1818 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/28/2006 11:45 AM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow
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Re: 'Twas the days befor Christmas...
Where did you find that...it's so funny!!
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Posted 12/22/05 2:20 PM
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TimmysGirl
Board Fanatic
Member since 4/05 471 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/22/2005 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Chateau Briand
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Re: 'Twas the days befor Christmas...
Posted by nygirl77
Where did you find that...it's so funny!!
A co-worker e-mailed it to me... Author unknown
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Posted 12/22/05 2:55 PM
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Soon2BeMrsS
Board Dutchess
Member since 6/05 5286 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/11/2011 4:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Where we celebrate forever
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Re: 'Twas the days befor Christmas...
i got this in an e-mail today!
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Posted 12/22/05 7:14 PM
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ShortBride
Happily Married
Member since 6/05 1244 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/5/2005 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Manor East
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Re: 'Twas the days befor Christmas...
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Posted 12/22/05 9:05 PM
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beautyq115
Board Princess
Member since 12/04 16774 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/16/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Swan Club...AMAZING
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Re: 'Twas the days befor Christmas...
That is hysterical!
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Posted 12/22/05 9:42 PM
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lanabean
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 11/04 2355 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/19/2005 3:00 PM
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Re: 'Twas the days befor Christmas...
My dad sent me this, too, it was funny! Glad it's over!
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Posted 12/23/05 12:21 PM
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Sweetpea130000
TIME IS FLYING!!!!
Member since 7/04 4165 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/19/2005 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Riviera @ Massapequa A++++++++++
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Re: 'Twas the days befor Christmas...
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Posted 12/23/05 2:58 PM
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Mrs. dleeny
My most beautiful day ever
Member since 3/05 12395 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/6/2005 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Swan Club A+
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Re: 'Twas the days befor Christmas...
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Posted 12/23/05 4:06 PM
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