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SIBride06
Member since 4/05 7317 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/26/2006 2:00 PM
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I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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hmpena
Momma to be- team blue!
Member since 1/05 14747 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/15/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow A+
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
 So cute!
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Posted 11/7/05 3:40 PM
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MrsH1156
I'm a Mommy!!
Member since 10/05 3313 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/5/2006 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
East Wind AA+++++++
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
OMG!!!!!!
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Posted 11/7/05 3:42 PM
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thefirstlady
Happily Hitched!
Member since 8/05 1820 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/5/2006 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Patchogue Manor
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
So funny!!!!
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Posted 11/7/05 3:44 PM
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roxyspark
Good times!!
Member since 8/05 1334 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/17/2006 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Milleridge Cottage
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
That's great....I wish they did give these classes.
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Posted 11/7/05 4:18 PM
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idovig
I'M MARRIED
Member since 2/05 1805 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/22/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
LARKFIELD MANOR
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
that's great
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Posted 11/7/05 5:25 PM
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cindyandkevin
To have and to hold
Member since 2/05 21575 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/10/2006 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Stonebridge Country Club
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
Too funny!!! Sometimes FH says he should teach a class to other men in how to do these things!!!!!
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Posted 11/7/05 5:27 PM
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Tracilee82
Board Fanatic
Member since 11/04 300 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/28/2006 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Brentwood Country Club
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
HA HA my FH could use some of those classes!
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Posted 11/7/05 5:44 PM
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stephensvalentine
Board Enthusiast
Member since 10/05 204 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/18/2006 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
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Posted 11/7/05 10:42 PM
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Goldi1021
Growing a miracle in my belly!
Member since 1/05 12772 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/18/2006 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Temple Avodah
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
Awesome!
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Posted 11/7/05 10:43 PM
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Chelle
I'm gonna be a mommy!!
Member since 8/05 2237 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/22/2006 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Giorgio's was the BEST!
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
That was the most perfect thing I have read for my evening. ESPECIALLY the one about the laundry. I, myself, just had to do that very same demonstration tonight. The laundry basket was TWO FEET in front of where he dropped his dirty undies.... I'm like... uhh... I led him by the hand to the laundry room because I just didn't understand how he could have missed the basket that was RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!
Then... (it's been a good night) he goes out for ice-cream. You'd think after 2 years he'd know by now. Nope! He comes back with Heath Bar something... don't like heath bar and something full of peanut butter. Don't like that in my ice-cream. And he knew all this!
I seriously wonder. 
BUT... I love the guy more than life itself so I only let him suffer for a little bit!
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Posted 11/7/05 10:48 PM
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Jessy524
Board Enthusiast
Member since 8/05 157 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/8/2006 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Booked
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
Too funny
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Posted 11/7/05 10:49 PM
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KandM2006
Board Fanatic
Member since 1/05 793 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/25/2006 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Sand Castle
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
Mailed it to my FH as after Pre-Cana this weekend, we're discussing all the "little" things that we're not prepared for. 
Message edited 11/7/2005 10:51:34 PM.
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Posted 11/7/05 10:51 PM
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VogueBride
Baby on the way!
Member since 12/04 1765 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/22/2006 11:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Milleridge Cottage
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Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)
HAHHAHAHAH
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Posted 11/7/05 11:01 PM
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