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dbleplay17
I am married to my hunnie!
Member since 5/05 3860 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/23/2006 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
CLM
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NWR-lil dirty joke
This is a good one.....slightly dirty
As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed
her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked,"What in the world are you doing?" The daughter
replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he
observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. When he questioned
her as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five
years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband! Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar
buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She cautiously
entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at
the TV with the vibrator next to him buzzing like crazy.
The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband
replied,"I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
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Posted 10/25/05 6:43 PM 
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Steph62406
come on baby dust
Member since 2/05 1365 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/24/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
A perfect place for us
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
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Posted 10/25/05 6:54 PM
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Nadia
I'm Married :)
Member since 5/05 2884 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/23/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Watermill
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
LOL
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Posted 10/25/05 6:54 PM
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Hamptonsbride06
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 12/04 1912 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/21/2006 1:30 PM
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
Thats a good one..I just ran and told FH
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Posted 10/25/05 7:35 PM
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Mrs. dleeny
My most beautiful day ever
Member since 3/05 12395 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/6/2005 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Swan Club A+
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
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Posted 10/25/05 7:38 PM
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EJSD2006
2 years down a lifetime to go!
Member since 9/05 5546 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/23/2006 5:00 PM
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
Very funny! I can't wait for FH to come home to tell him!!!
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Posted 10/25/05 7:43 PM
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stevejamnik
Board Fanatic
Member since 9/04 768 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/17/2006 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!
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Posted 10/25/05 7:56 PM
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idovig
I'M MARRIED
Member since 2/05 1805 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/22/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
LARKFIELD MANOR
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
that was great
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Posted 10/25/05 8:13 PM
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thefirstlady
Happily Hitched!
Member since 8/05 1820 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/5/2006 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Patchogue Manor
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
that was great!!! thanks!
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Posted 10/25/05 8:38 PM
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BJandDan
Happily Married :)
Member since 6/05 4574 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/1/2006 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor- A+++
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
Dan and I loved it!!!
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Posted 10/25/05 9:03 PM
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dbleplay17
I am married to my hunnie!
Member since 5/05 3860 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/23/2006 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
CLM
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
glad to make you guys smile!
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Posted 10/25/05 9:59 PM
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SweetCin704
It's been a year already!
Member since 7/03 14278 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/15/2006 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
CLM (A++++)
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
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Posted 10/25/05 10:22 PM
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MrsH1156
I'm a Mommy!!
Member since 10/05 3313 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/5/2006 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
East Wind AA+++++++
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Re: NWR-lil dirty joke
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Posted 10/25/05 10:23 PM
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