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esb980
2 years........
Member since 7/05 3150 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/2/2006 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Beach Club Estate
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Thought this was funny...
(DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END . . . IT'S PRICELESS!)
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back,
were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman
walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad
time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord,
Pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
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dbleplay17
I am married to my hunnie!
Member since 5/05 3860 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/23/2006 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
CLM
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Re: Thought this was funny...
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Posted 10/18/05 7:02 PM
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Tracy06
I am his wife
Member since 9/05 1619 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/15/2006 6:00 PM
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Posted 10/18/05 7:07 PM
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October Bliss
Beyond Obsession
Member since 8/05 7629 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/8/2006 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Country Gardens @ East Wind
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Re: Thought this was funny...
That is hysterical!!
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Posted 10/18/05 7:08 PM
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JanuaryBride06
boyfriend in my head
Member since 4/05 13018 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/8/2006 12:00 PM
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Re: Thought this was funny...
I love it
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Posted 10/18/05 7:54 PM
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AJsMommy122
Happily Ever After!
Member since 12/03 10711 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/20/2005 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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Posted 10/18/05 8:25 PM
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chikita315
It's An Obsession
Member since 1/05 3391 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/18/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Wherever you are
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Re: Thought this was funny...
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Posted 10/18/05 8:28 PM
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mtdr1106
1 year down - a lifetime to go
Member since 7/05 4449 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/11/2006 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
leonards - A++
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Re: Thought this was funny...
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Posted 10/18/05 8:30 PM
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PeterNChris
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 8/05 1259 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/1/2012 12:00 PM
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Re: Thought this was funny...
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Posted 10/18/05 9:23 PM
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SweetCin704
It's been a year already!
Member since 7/03 14278 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/15/2006 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
CLM (A++++)
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Re: Thought this was funny...
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Posted 10/18/05 10:30 PM
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