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FrescaBride
Dance Like No One Is Watching!
Member since 3/04 2513 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/30/2005 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Woodbury Country Club (10+++)
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NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "Happy Birthday."
I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember. My Kids Came to Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.
As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."
I Said, "Thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously
On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"
I Responded, "I Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
She Said, "Let's Go To My Apartment"
After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "Boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back."
"Ok." I Nervously Replied.
She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-Workers, All Singing "Happy Birthday".
And I Just Sat There..
On The Couch...
Naked.
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stephanief
It's fun to be ONE!!!!
Member since 7/05 4523 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/15/2006 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Lake Ronkonkoma
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
I love this joke
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Posted 9/30/05 12:15 PM
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FrescaBride
Dance Like No One Is Watching!
Member since 3/04 2513 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/30/2005 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Woodbury Country Club (10+++)
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
Someone just send this to me and I thought it was pretty funny.
Message edited 9/30/2005 1:45:50 PM.
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Posted 9/30/05 12:18 PM
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DAVALJO2
Married life is Fabulous!!!!
Member since 10/04 1296 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/21/2005 4:00 PM
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Huntington Town House MY WORST CHOICE EVER!!!
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
That is so funny! I actually saw a scene played out like that in a movie.
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Posted 9/30/05 12:32 PM
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Nadia
I'm Married :)
Member since 5/05 2884 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/23/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Watermill
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
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Posted 9/30/05 12:34 PM
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May2004
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 7/03 2607 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/15/2004 3:00 PM
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
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Posted 9/30/05 1:09 PM
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Maybride07
Suprise!
Member since 7/05 4360 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/25/2007 6:00 PM
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Crest Hollow Country Club
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
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Posted 9/30/05 1:25 PM
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06NovBride
We're Married
Member since 11/04 2981 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/24/2006 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
East Wind
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
that's funny
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Posted 9/30/05 1:27 PM
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OctBride05
Where did the time go????
Member since 3/02 5832 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/26/2006 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
watermill
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
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Posted 9/30/05 2:01 PM
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cindyandkevin
To have and to hold
Member since 2/05 21575 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/10/2006 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Stonebridge Country Club
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
Serves him right for going up to her apartment!!!!!!
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Posted 9/30/05 3:35 PM
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Pookiesangel
My new favorite picture!
Member since 2/04 3500 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/7/2006 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
The Swan Club
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
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Posted 9/30/05 11:28 PM
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glinda_goodwitch
I married my best friend...
Member since 3/05 8735 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/17/2006 5:30 PM
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Jericho Terrace
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Re: NWR.........A Friday Joke.....Why I Fire My Secretary....
heheh, I like that one 
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Posted 10/1/05 11:27 AM
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suven
Sunny skies on my wedding day!
Member since 8/03 5968 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/30/2004 2:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonard's of Great Neck: A
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Posted 10/1/05 11:29 AM
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