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FormerlyKnownAsQ
It's A Sickness!
Member since 9/04 6039 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/4/2006 12:00 AM
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NWR- Email my friend sent me
I Will Survive
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong
And knew that I could take you on
But there you are... another lie,
I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry
I should have known it was bullsh*t, just a sad, pathetic dream
Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans...
Go on now go... walk out the door
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive
Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey hey
It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed
Go on now go... you'd better flee
Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was on my brother... he was 3
I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me
Go on now go... just hit the track
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back
The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours
Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce
(Chorus)
Go on now go... get out of my sight
I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know it's length is right
And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor
Go on now go...
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cmastro25
Ah ... Married Life!!!
Member since 7/04 3839 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/21/2006 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
Chateau La Mer
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Posted 9/15/05 10:08 AM
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SuzBride
The Jack!
Member since 1/05 9762 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/8/2006 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
Land's End :) 11!
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
Posted by miss_qiana
It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
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Posted 9/15/05 10:09 AM
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kellwolfe
It's An Obsession
Member since 12/04 4122 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/8/2006 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Hamlet WindWatchA+++++++++++++++++++
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
thats awesome
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Posted 9/15/05 10:09 AM
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MayBride06
It's all about the flatbread!!
Member since 11/03 5556 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/28/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
out east
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Posted 9/15/05 10:10 AM
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ChrissynRicky
Board Princess
Member since 2/05 14636 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/30/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow - Woodbury, NY
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
Posted by MayBride06
What She Said!
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Posted 9/15/05 10:11 AM
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hmpena
Momma to be- team blue!
Member since 1/05 14748 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/15/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow A+
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
HYSTERICAL!
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Posted 9/15/05 10:12 AM
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FormerlyKnownAsQ
It's A Sickness!
Member since 9/04 6039 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/4/2006 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
I just love my friends 
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Posted 9/15/05 10:12 AM
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cindyandkevin
To have and to hold
Member since 2/05 21575 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/10/2006 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Stonebridge Country Club
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 9/15/05 10:14 AM
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MayBride06
It's all about the flatbread!!
Member since 11/03 5556 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/28/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
out east
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
Did anybody else sing this to tune besides me????
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Posted 9/15/05 10:15 AM
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SIBride06
Member since 4/05 7317 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/26/2006 2:00 PM
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
Omg.. I peed reading this!!!
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Posted 9/15/05 10:15 AM
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stephanief
It's fun to be ONE!!!!
Member since 7/05 4523 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/15/2006 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Lake Ronkonkoma
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
Posted by MayBride06
Did anybody else sing this to tune besides me????
I did, couldn't help it
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Posted 9/15/05 10:23 AM
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idovig
I'M MARRIED
Member since 2/05 1805 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/22/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
LARKFIELD MANOR
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
that was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 9/15/05 10:29 AM
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idovig
I'M MARRIED
Member since 2/05 1805 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/22/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
LARKFIELD MANOR
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
Posted by stephanief
Posted by MayBride06
Did anybody else sing this to tune besides me????
I did, couldn't help it
believe it or not I did too. LOL
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Posted 9/15/05 10:30 AM
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BJandDan
Happily Married :)
Member since 6/05 4574 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/1/2006 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor- A+++
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
That is freakin hysterical!!!
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Posted 9/15/05 10:18 PM
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SweetCin704
It's been a year already!
Member since 7/03 14278 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/15/2006 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
CLM (A++++)
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
That is hysterical!!!!!!!
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Posted 9/15/05 10:20 PM
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BKtoLI
Some things just never change
Member since 6/05 8519 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/30/2006 4:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace - A++
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
I have 2 ex boyfriends I should send that to as a hint!!!
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Posted 9/16/05 12:52 AM
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October Bliss
Beyond Obsession
Member since 8/05 7629 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/8/2006 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Country Gardens @ East Wind
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
Posted by idovig
Posted by stephanief
Posted by MayBride06
Did anybody else sing this to tune besides me????
I did, couldn't help it
believe it or not I did too. LOL
Count me in as singing while reading.
That little ditty had me PIMP!!
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Posted 9/16/05 1:18 AM
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soontobemrsv
I love being a newlywed!!!!!!!
Member since 4/05 2775 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/1/2006 5:30 PM
Wed. Location:
CLM!
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Posted 9/16/05 6:16 AM
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MissyB
Board Fanatic
Member since 6/05 983 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/14/2006 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Vineyard Caterers!! A++++
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
funny....
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Posted 9/16/05 9:50 AM
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salsbride06
Merry Christmas
Member since 6/04 2981 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/8/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
JERICHO TERRACE
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Posted 9/16/05 10:20 AM
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domnikita
Board Enthusiast
Member since 9/05 87 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/22/2006 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
St Lucia - Diamond
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Re: NWR- Email my friend sent me
excellent
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Posted 9/16/05 10:44 AM
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