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esb980
2 years........
Member since 7/05 3150 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/2/2006 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Beach Club Estate
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I thought this was cute!
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
Down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, Ask if they
want fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To
Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual
Favors."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After
They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I
Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
Lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We
Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
20. Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile...It's
Called Therapy
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kellwolfe
It's An Obsession
Member since 12/04 4122 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/8/2006 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Hamlet WindWatchA+++++++++++++++++++
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Re: I thought this was cute!
I have seen this before is very cute
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Posted 9/1/05 12:07 PM
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mfrsfeb
Board Fanatic
Member since 1/05 810 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/10/2006 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow
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Posted 9/1/05 12:09 PM
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About time
Board Fanatic
Member since 7/05 341 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/2/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
knights of colombus
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Re: I thought this was cute!
THAT WAS GREAT. tHANKS FOR THE
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Posted 9/1/05 12:14 PM
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cindyandkevin
To have and to hold
Member since 2/05 21575 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/10/2006 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Stonebridge Country Club
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Re: I thought this was cute!
We've passed this one around the office!! Thanks for the laugh!!
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Posted 9/1/05 12:20 PM
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Nadia
I'm Married :)
Member since 5/05 2884 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/23/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Watermill
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Posted 9/1/05 12:48 PM
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M&S Sept12006
2 Years Down...
Member since 3/05 5843 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/1/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor - A
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Re: I thought this was cute!
Cute! Made me laugh
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Posted 9/1/05 1:01 PM
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idovig
I'M MARRIED
Member since 2/05 1805 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/22/2006 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
LARKFIELD MANOR
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Re: I thought this was cute!
THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
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Posted 9/1/05 1:18 PM
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DUCKS2001
i have a daughter!!!
Member since 7/05 5784 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/7/2006 3:30 AM
Wed. Location:
Giorgio's The Best Place For Romance!They RULE!
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Re: I thought this was cute!
very cute
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Posted 9/1/05 2:52 PM
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iffer042373
3 weeks to go
Member since 3/05 2017 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/15/2006 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Manor East
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Re: I thought this was cute!
that is funny I needed alaugh
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Posted 9/1/05 3:15 PM
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SIBride06
Member since 4/05 7317 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/26/2006 2:00 PM
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Re: I thought this was cute!
Posted by esb980
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To
Espresso.
OMG Would I LOVE to do this !!!!
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