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J&C628905
Wedding Newbie
Member since 8/04 48 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/17/2005 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
North Ritz Club
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FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation
8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
husband
1.0 is an Operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME"
to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If
that
application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the
above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy
Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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gNi1125
Caught my lobster!
Member since 1/05 6243 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/4/2006 1:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Russo's on The Bay
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
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Posted 6/6/05 4:46 PM
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TEDNJENN
Round and round we gooooo....
Member since 12/04 1467 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/12/2005 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Beautiful Day!!!
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
that made my day!!!
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Posted 6/6/05 5:01 PM
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tinkerwdw
Board Fanatic
Member since 6/04 621 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/24/2005 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
That was hilairious! thanks~
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Posted 6/6/05 10:24 PM
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Bella Blu
Future Niece or Nephew
Member since 4/05 1546 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/1/2012 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
Hilarious!!!!!!
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Posted 6/6/05 10:42 PM
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Flylilgrl
Board Enthusiast
Member since 10/04 185 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/13/2005 5:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonard's of Great Neck
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
My gosh! thats soo true!
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Posted 6/6/05 10:47 PM
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bridegirl
Board Fanatic
Member since 5/04 520 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/31/2005 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace-A+++
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
awesome!!!!!!!
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Posted 6/6/05 10:48 PM
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AJsMommy122
Happily Ever After!
Member since 12/03 10711 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/20/2005 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
Soooooooooo funny
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Posted 6/6/05 10:50 PM
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edsprincess
Christmas is around the corner
Member since 1/05 2141 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/2/2005 12:30 PM
Wed. Location:
watermillA++
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
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Posted 6/6/05 11:02 PM
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aidamarie
Board Fanatic
Member since 1/05 676 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/8/2005 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Antuns
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
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Posted 6/6/05 11:23 PM
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italia6973
Give me courage for the fight!
Member since 10/04 1148 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/22/2005 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
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Posted 6/6/05 11:30 PM
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Pookiesangel
My new favorite picture!
Member since 2/04 3500 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/7/2006 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
The Swan Club
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
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Posted 6/6/05 11:32 PM
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cindyandkevin
To have and to hold
Member since 2/05 21575 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/10/2006 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Stonebridge Country Club
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
Very cute!!!
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Posted 6/7/05 11:16 AM
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boobobunny
All for my little Miracle!!!!
Member since 3/05 1595 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/19/2005 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Watermill
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Re: FUNNY email joke for BTB!!! a little long but worth it
This is too funny!!!!!!
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Posted 6/7/05 11:23 AM
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