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Jax430
Beyond Obsession
Member since 3/03 7661 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/27/2004 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
East Meadow Jewish Center
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The Husband Store
I just got this forward...
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to
choose a Husband from among many men. The store is composed of six
floors,and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends
the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor , you cannot go
back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping
center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaim s the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up
another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me!
But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the
sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day
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Posted 4/29/05 11:35 AM 
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TracyInQueens
Not a Queens Girl Anymore :(
Member since 6/04 3301 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/15/2004 5:00 PM
Wed. Location:
George Washington Manor
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Re: The Husband Store
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Posted 4/29/05 11:45 AM
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brideinapril
My First Love.....
Member since 11/03 4449 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/17/2004 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Rockhill in Manorville
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Re: The Husband Store
THATS HYSTERICAL!
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Posted 4/29/05 11:51 AM
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dkwife
Contracts are signed!!
Member since 1/04 2132 total posts
Wedding Date:
9/11/2004 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
The Bourne Mansion
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Re: The Husband Store
good one!
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Posted 4/29/05 12:39 PM
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stacy&joe
Board Fanatic
Member since 4/04 627 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/19/2005 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Inn at East Wind
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Re: The Husband Store
OMG - that is too funny!!!
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Posted 4/29/05 1:23 PM
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FireIslandLove
I love the weekends!!!
Member since 9/03 1185 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/23/2004 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
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Re: The Husband Store
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Posted 4/29/05 1:34 PM
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JimmysBride
Board Princess
Member since 7/03 10135 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/9/2004 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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Re: The Husband Store
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Posted 4/29/05 2:06 PM
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butterfly20
married over 2 years!!!
Member since 3/03 10672 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/6/2004 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Manor East
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Re: The Husband Store
too funny
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Posted 4/29/05 5:46 PM
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jantany26
Beyond Obsession
Member since 9/03 8308 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/14/2010 1:00 PM
Wed. Location:
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Re: The Husband Store
so true.
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Posted 4/29/05 5:48 PM
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Moehick
So Happy Together
Member since 9/03 7333 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/14/2004 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor
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Re: The Husband Store
Thats great
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Posted 4/29/05 5:54 PM
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sun86moon
Grand Ole Opry!
Member since 9/03 1770 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/21/2004 6:00 PM
Wed. Location:
East Meadow Jewish Center
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Re: The Husband Store
Good one!!! We are just never happy!!!!!!!
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Posted 4/29/05 8:06 PM
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AJsMommy122
Happily Ever After!
Member since 12/03 10711 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/20/2005 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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Re: The Husband Store
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Posted 4/29/05 8:37 PM
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LadyPrincess
My Alpha & Omega,My Love
Member since 2/04 8881 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/5/2005 11:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Ariana WaterFall
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Re: The Husband Store
Posted by sun86moon
Good one!!! We are just never happy!!!!!!!
so true....
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Posted 4/29/05 8:53 PM
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lilmrs
I am a conundrum
Member since 5/02 12034 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/17/2003 12:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Under a rock
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Re: The Husband Store
HAHAHAH
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Posted 4/29/05 9:16 PM
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june262004
PMS POSSE
Member since 1/03 12014 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/26/2004 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Swan Club. Rosyln Harbor L.I. FM for details!
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Re: The Husband Store
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Posted 4/30/05 9:42 AM
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