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VS11
Live..Love..Laugh
Member since 1/05 3245 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/1/2012 12:00 AM
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READ THIS..GUARANTEE'D TO MAKE YOU CHUCKLE!!
Marriage (Part I)
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules....
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.......whether you're here or not."
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VS11
Live..Love..Laugh
Member since 1/05 3245 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/1/2012 12:00 AM
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PART 11
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever. " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."
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Posted 3/10/05 2:38 PM
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VS11
Live..Love..Laugh
Member since 1/05 3245 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/1/2012 12:00 AM
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SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Posted 3/10/05 2:39 PM
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lilmrs
I am a conundrum
Member since 5/02 12034 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/17/2003 12:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Under a rock
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Posted 3/10/05 2:41 PM
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jozieb0925
Can't wait for vaca!!!!!!
Member since 7/04 3418 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/10/2010 12:00 AM
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Very Cute!!!!
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Posted 3/10/05 2:42 PM
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JimmysBride
Board Princess
Member since 7/03 10135 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/9/2004 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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Posted 3/10/05 2:42 PM
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RedHead
6 people and counting :*
Member since 10/03 18761 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/2/2004 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Fox Hollow :)
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Posted 3/10/05 2:43 PM
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Dooodles
My two loves
Member since 7/04 4189 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/15/2005 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Riviera
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Re: READ THIS..GUARANTEE'D TO MAKE YOU CHUCKLE!!
thanks for the laughs!
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Posted 3/10/05 2:44 PM
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VS11
Live..Love..Laugh
Member since 1/05 3245 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/1/2012 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
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The last one is my FAVORITE!!!
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Posted 3/10/05 2:44 PM
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jozieb0925
Can't wait for vaca!!!!!!
Member since 7/04 3418 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/10/2010 12:00 AM
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Posted by rosaria
The last one is my FAVORITE!!!
I think #2 was my favorite!!
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Posted 3/10/05 2:46 PM
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VS11
Live..Love..Laugh
Member since 1/05 3245 total posts
Wedding Date:
1/1/2012 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
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Posted by jozieb0925
Posted by rosaria
The last one is my FAVORITE!!!
I think #2 was my favorite!!
R U FEELING BETTER SWEETIE??
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Posted 3/10/05 2:48 PM
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jozieb0925
Can't wait for vaca!!!!!!
Member since 7/04 3418 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/10/2010 12:00 AM
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Posted by rosaria
Posted by jozieb0925
Posted by rosaria
The last one is my FAVORITE!!!
I think #2 was my favorite!!
R U FEELING BETTER SWEETIE??
Not really!! I am going to buy those water pills tonight..Thanks for asking!!!
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Posted 3/10/05 2:50 PM
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Donna&Joe708
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 3/04 2906 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/8/2005 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's
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Posted 3/10/05 2:50 PM
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nov04LIbride
Asshatery: Nature or nurture?
Member since 3/04 8138 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/6/2004 11:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Hard-boiled eggs also have hearts of gold.
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OK, want to hear something funny? I sent the first one to my DH and he said "you added the boozing and playing cards part so it would be me!" I was like "no....how it came!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted 3/10/05 3:08 PM
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jozieb0925
Can't wait for vaca!!!!!!
Member since 7/04 3418 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/10/2010 12:00 AM
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Posted by nov04LIbride
OK, want to hear something funny? I sent the first one to my DH and he said "you added the boozing and playing cards part so it would be me!" I was like "no....how it came!!!!!!!!!!!"
hahahahahahahaha...
I should send it to my dh and see if he says the same thing..
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Posted 3/10/05 3:19 PM
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tourist
Beyond Obsession
Member since 12/03 9094 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/9/2004 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Milleridge Carriage House
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Posted by jozieb0925
Posted by rosaria
The last one is my FAVORITE!!!
I think #2 was my favorite!!
yeah, nothing like a good pee-pee joke
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Posted 3/10/05 3:21 PM
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jozieb0925
Can't wait for vaca!!!!!!
Member since 7/04 3418 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/10/2010 12:00 AM
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Posted by tourist
Posted by jozieb0925
Posted by rosaria
The last one is my FAVORITE!!!
I think #2 was my favorite!!
yeah, nothing like a good pee-pee joke
lol.. pee-pee
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Posted 3/10/05 4:08 PM
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june262004
PMS POSSE
Member since 1/03 12014 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/26/2004 2:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Swan Club. Rosyln Harbor L.I. FM for details!
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