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WELL NOW LET'S GET JOKES! KNOW ANY GOOD ONES! COME IN AND SHARE! may05 has got some good ones! ty may05!

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janet
MRS. LONLY

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2/29/2004 6:00 PM

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East Wind Catereing Hall

WELL NOW LET'S GET JOKES! KNOW ANY GOOD ONES! COME IN AND SHARE! may05 has got some good ones! ty may05!

Message edited 2/22/2005 10:42:34 PM.

Posted 2/22/05 9:40 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

Member since 10/03

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5/29/2005 7:30 PM

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

First G-d Created a man
Than he thought he can do better

Posted 2/22/05 9:43 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

Member since 10/03

4006 total posts

Wedding Date:
5/29/2005 7:30 PM

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

why didn't G-d create a woman first?
he didn't want him nagging him the whole time he was creating the man

Posted 2/22/05 9:45 PM
 

janet
MRS. LONLY

Member since 3/02

1810 total posts

Wedding Date:
2/29/2004 6:00 PM

Wed. Location:
East Wind Catereing Hall

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

more more! lol

Posted 2/22/05 9:45 PM
 

BriBri529
Thank You . . . .

Member since 8/02

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Wedding Date:
7/10/2005 3:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

is everything ok? I might be out of the lopp- don't mind me . . . <~~~ Me

Posted 2/22/05 9:46 PM
 

janet
MRS. LONLY

Member since 3/02

1810 total posts

Wedding Date:
2/29/2004 6:00 PM

Wed. Location:
East Wind Catereing Hall

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

hey bri bri i am fine i just burned my hand while cooking diner , my daughter called my huby and he got me some cream to hold me over till the morning and i can go to the doc! it hurts but with the cream, liw boards and a beer, plus trying to get the count up well you get the pic!

Posted 2/22/05 9:51 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

Member since 10/03

4006 total posts

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5/29/2005 7:30 PM

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

How are boyfriends like parking lots?

All the good ones are taken and the ones that are left noo one wants!

Posted 2/22/05 9:58 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

Member since 10/03

4006 total posts

Wedding Date:
5/29/2005 7:30 PM

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

How are husbands like children?
They are fun when they are not yours

Posted 2/22/05 9:59 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

Member since 10/03

4006 total posts

Wedding Date:
5/29/2005 7:30 PM

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

How are girlfriends like tornados?
They come wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and your mouth with him.

Posted 2/22/05 9:59 PM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Deb ♥

Member since 10/03

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11/1/2003 1:00 PM

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Friend

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

there was an old lady who lived in a shoe...

Posted 2/22/05 10:00 PM
 

janet
MRS. LONLY

Member since 3/02

1810 total posts

Wedding Date:
2/29/2004 6:00 PM

Wed. Location:
East Wind Catereing Hall

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

omg that was great keep it comming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2/22/05 10:02 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

Member since 10/03

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

what is the first thing a blond does in the morning? (not intended to offend anyone. Just a harmless blond joke)

Message edited 2/22/2005 10:07:33 PM.

Posted 2/22/05 10:05 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

Introduces herself and goes home

Posted 2/22/05 10:06 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

What are the sings that you may be too drunk?

Posted 2/22/05 10:07 PM
 

janet
MRS. LONLY

Member since 3/02

1810 total posts

Wedding Date:
2/29/2004 6:00 PM

Wed. Location:
East Wind Catereing Hall

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

what i need to know!!!!!!!!!!!! CAUSE I AM THERE I THINK

Posted 2/22/05 10:09 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

10 signs you are a drunk...


-- You can only recognize your spouce through the bottom of a filled mug
-- Than damn pink elephant keeps following you home all day!

Posted 2/22/05 10:10 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

Member since 10/03

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

-- they found urine in your alchohol stream

Posted 2/22/05 10:11 PM
 

janet
MRS. LONLY

Member since 3/02

1810 total posts

Wedding Date:
2/29/2004 6:00 PM

Wed. Location:
East Wind Catereing Hall

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

HEY THAT WAS ONLY 2 THOSE SEEM TO BE TRUE SO FAR!!!!!!!!! LOL
ETS: I AM BEHIND LOL

Message edited 2/22/2005 10:12:40 PM.

Posted 2/22/05 10:11 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

-- 24 beers, 24 hrs ... hm...

Posted 2/22/05 10:12 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

---- you have to keep holding on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth!

That one is always true for me!!

Posted 2/22/05 10:13 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

I don't remember the rest... sorry

Posted 2/22/05 10:14 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

Member since 10/03

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5/29/2005 7:30 PM

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

what is six inches long that women go WILD over?

Posted 2/22/05 10:15 PM
 

janet
MRS. LONLY

Member since 3/02

1810 total posts

Wedding Date:
2/29/2004 6:00 PM

Wed. Location:
East Wind Catereing Hall

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

that's ok i am laughing off my a$$ the pain is going but still there need more jokes(psssst to help the count) lol

Posted 2/22/05 10:16 PM
 

May05Bride
Hawaii is AWESOME!

Member since 10/03

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5/29/2005 7:30 PM

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Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

MONEY!!!

Posted 2/22/05 10:16 PM
 

BriBri529
Thank You . . . .

Member since 8/02

7121 total posts

Wedding Date:
7/10/2005 3:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

oh . . I hope it feels better

Posted 2/22/05 10:20 PM
 
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