If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....
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CubanBride
Yay! I am married!
Member since 6/04 4006 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/22/2005 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonard's of Great Neck
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If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....
There would be less "Oh Promise Me" and "Endless Love," and more "Louie, Louie" and "Mony Mony".
There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party.
Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.
Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors.
June Weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs.
Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically but omit that "forsaking all others" part.
The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '73 Charger or some other Mopar with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley!
Idiots that tried to dance with the Bride (unless they were really old) would get punched in the head.
Big slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of "Best Man".
There would be "Tailgate Receptions".
Outdoor weddings would be held during sporting events at half-time or between innings.
Ceremonies would be short and Honeymoons would be long.
Ceremonies and Honeymoons would be inexpensive compared to the cost of the Bachelor Party. Those strippers and liquor sure do add up.
Men wouldn't ask...."Well, what do you think, Dear, The Burgundy or the Wine colored napkins?" They'd just grab extras from their local pub or tavern.
Favors would be matchbooks and cigars. Better yet, free drink passes at the local lounge.
The brides dress would show cleavage, her navel and be form fitted to her ***.
Instead of a sit down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza and plenty of bar-b-que.
No one would bother with that "Veil Routine". But they would insist the garter be as high up on her leg as it would go.
The bridal bouquet could be recycled from a previous funeral or something.
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Posted 2/4/05 2:20 PM 
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jimmysgrl
It's An Obsession
Member since 10/04 3543 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/3/2005 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Harrison House
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Re: If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....
So true! 
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Posted 2/4/05 2:37 PM
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JBKempf
A Wife & A Mom in the New Year
Member since 12/04 2021 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/31/2005 6:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Mediterranean Manor
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Re: If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....
Once again I love it!!!
I forwarded it to my FH!!!!
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Posted 2/4/05 3:15 PM
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buckles
I'm Married!!!!
Member since 8/04 1287 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/29/2005 11:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Land's End
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Re: If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....
Mine wanted a Backyard kegger for the wedding! 
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Posted 2/4/05 3:18 PM
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ckgmwedding
Baby Grace is 1 year old!
Member since 6/04 4817 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/16/2005 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Merchant Marine Academy- Melville Hall A++++++++++
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Re: If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....
Posted by buckles
Mine wanted a Backyard kegger for the wedding!
I guess I am a groom- I actually wanted my wedding to be on the beach, with volleyball, bathing suits and a keg!
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Posted 2/4/05 3:24 PM
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naps627
Board Fanatic
Member since 2/05 774 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/10/2005 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Inn at East Wind
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Re: If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....
you are funny!
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Posted 2/4/05 3:25 PM
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