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AJsMommy122
Happily Ever After!
Member since 12/03 10711 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/20/2005 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My
girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one
thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had
to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs
to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my
car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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nsgraham
VERY content
Member since 10/03 2267 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/30/2004 11:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Huntington Townhouse
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
 Very cute!
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Posted 4/29/04 2:48 PM
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WeezieNY
Bun in the oven!!!!
Member since 2/03 1193 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/11/2003 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Vanderbilt Mansion, Oakdale
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
THAT IS HYSTERICAL 
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Posted 4/29/04 2:48 PM
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JimmysBride
Board Princess
Member since 7/03 10135 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/9/2004 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
Men are so stupid. 
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Posted 4/29/04 2:49 PM
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AJsMommy122
Happily Ever After!
Member since 12/03 10711 total posts
Wedding Date:
2/20/2005 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
SandCastle
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
I didnt post it but they guy put his full name, address, and cell phone # !!!!  
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Posted 4/29/04 2:50 PM
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tracyg
It's A Sickness!
Member since 1/03 5130 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/9/2004 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
ive seen that, but with the mom doing the test, not the sister.
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Posted 4/29/04 2:51 PM
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May2004
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 7/03 2607 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/15/2004 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
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Posted 4/29/04 2:51 PM
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heidla
Anyone care for a spot of tea?
Member since 10/02 5901 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/28/2004 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
The Snuff Mill at the NYBG
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
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Posted 4/29/04 2:51 PM
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OctBride05
Where did the time go????
Member since 3/02 5832 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/26/2006 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
watermill
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
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Posted 4/29/04 2:52 PM
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Xelindrya
Goodbye Sparky-love you
Member since 7/03 7862 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/23/2004 11:30 AM
Wed. Location:
Stewart Manor Ctry Club
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
That is hysterical!
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Posted 4/29/04 2:52 PM
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Sandy&Ben
Board Fanatic
Member since 2/03 621 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/22/2004 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Land's End
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
I've seen that same joke but with the future mother in law who was a hottie. Too funny!
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Posted 4/29/04 2:55 PM
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diamondgrlie
Board Princess
Member since 2/04 10473 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/3/2005 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Woodbury Country Club - A+
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
Too funny!
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Posted 4/29/04 3:16 PM
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DrmnBlnd
I need a vacation!!
Member since 12/02 5976 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/15/2004 12:20 PM
Wed. Location:
Giorgio's
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
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Posted 4/29/04 3:29 PM
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lilmrs
I am a conundrum
Member since 5/02 12034 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/17/2003 12:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Under a rock
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
Posted by tracyg
ive seen that, but with the mom doing the test, not the sister.
me too! Funny either way though!
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Posted 4/29/04 3:34 PM
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shelly3950
I'm married!!!!
Member since 11/03 1965 total posts
Wedding Date:
8/29/2004 4:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Oceanside Jewish Center
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
So funny!!
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Posted 4/29/04 3:36 PM
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MrsBtoBe2005
"I'm Addicted"
Member since 7/03 1694 total posts
Wedding Date:
4/29/2006 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
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Posted 4/29/04 3:59 PM
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JZNCK
I am MRS. Z
Member since 9/03 4156 total posts
Wedding Date:
3/12/2005 7:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Estate at Eastwind Caterers
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
OH SHI&* tHAT'S FUNNY
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Posted 4/29/04 4:01 PM
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sammi102
I'm a married woman!
Member since 9/03 1521 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/10/2004 12:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Cedarhurst, NY
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
That is hilarious!!!
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Posted 4/29/04 4:11 PM
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nov.bride
Life is good ;)
Member since 1/04 1806 total posts
Wedding Date:
11/21/2004 12:00 AM
Wed. Location:
Floral Terrace
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
Posted by JZNCK
OH SHI&* tHAT'S FUNNY
Love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 4/29/04 4:14 PM
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OSCARtheGROOM
Kings of estrogen free posse!
Member since 3/04 3191 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/10/2005 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
that is so funny
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Posted 4/29/04 4:18 PM
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belle31125
I'm MARRIED!!
Member since 9/03 1348 total posts
Wedding Date:
7/22/2005 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
oh that's a good one.. I love it.. ha ha ha
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Posted 4/29/04 4:19 PM
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JuneBride2005
Board Fanatic
Member since 2/04 804 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/10/2005 4:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Hamlet Willow Creek
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
that was hysterical!!!! thanks for the laugh!!!
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Posted 4/29/04 4:46 PM
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gmnst15
I had a white wedding!!!!
Member since 11/03 1451 total posts
Wedding Date:
12/31/2005 3:00 PM
Wed. Location:
Leonards of Great Neck
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
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Posted 4/29/04 11:16 PM
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Pookiesangel
My new favorite picture!
Member since 2/04 3500 total posts
Wedding Date:
5/7/2006 3:30 PM
Wed. Location:
The Swan Club
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
Cute!!
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Posted 4/30/04 12:03 AM
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violetfairy
Board Fanatic
Member since 4/03 537 total posts
Wedding Date:
6/1/2004 7:00 PM
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Re: LMAO!!! My friend just sent me this... the wedding test - U have to read!!
Thanks for the laugh!
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